Exeunt
Tedman Cheung's plane went down Tuesday night over the Sea of Japan. There were no survivors.
We'll miss you buddy. Now it's just me, Hazel, and GR's answer to Jamie Farr:
-posted by brian at 4:18 PM
Peace, and humptiness forever
Oh man. When it gets bad around here, it gets bad, man. Sunday we had to do inventory. Bill and I were here for 14 hours counting. Jessica and Melissa did GR2, that took a good 8 hours on their own (and after that Jessica came over to help at GR1 for 3 more hours!) So we're all still reeling from that.
Then Wednesday the alarm people came over to do something or other with the perpetually malfunctioning siren system, and ended up knocking out our DSL! It's looking like things are getting back to normal now...though because of some inventory aftermath, we've had to institute some new shipping policies that might make it take a little longer to get orders out. We'll see how it goes and keep y'all informed of any changes.
In the midst of all this craziness I gave Jessica "I hate you" Gao posting privileges to this blog, and what did she do? Began her first post with the word "butthole". I was asked almost immediately to remove it, but for various reasons was unable to. Still, she made some good points regarding what we can and can't do with regards to your orders, and I'll be sure to include them when I update the FAQ (soon, I swear!)
-posted by brian at 4:14 PM
serious summer reading
No, really, EVERYONE needs to get Kramer's Ergot 4
-posted by Jessica at 3:41 PM
Butthole Attack!
Ok, so I feel the need to come out of my little Shipping-Hobbit Hovel to give all you online customers a few pointers:
- I'm not actually delivering this package to you personally, so don't put instructions like "go through hedge maze, ring doorbell three times and slip under door" because there's no way I can communicate this to your local mail delivery person.
- Don't put things like "Don't sell my info. Homie don't play that." We don't sell your info!!! The only things that can bribe me are gold shoes and chocolate pudding and no one has offered so far.
- Please don't request that we e-mail you when a certain item gets in (unless you're a backorder) because we can't keep track of who wants to know about what and still manage to process all the orders.
Okie doo. Isn't it great that the first message I post is just me bitching at all you guys? I promise the next post will be less crappy and more buttholey fun.
-posted by Jessica at 3:04 PM